2007-01-25 - Beautiful Girl Haiku
2006-11-16 - Shake it and pretend like I've been
2006-10-12 - Brief But Speedy Assonance (Of Sorts)
2006-04-30 - old but fun times
2006-03-09 - The Beaver
2006-03-09 - booyah, fucker
2006-01-24 - Ode to a Clumsy Oaf
2006-01-01 - Ode to Sunday Morning Breakfasts With the Family
2005-12-15 - youSuck
2005-12-13 - Fury
2005-12-13 - byTravis
2005-12-11 - The cat and the bat
2005-11-29 - The Ballad of Have and Have Not
2005-10-03 - DATES!
2005-09-10 - Unbalanced haiku
2005-08-18 - Permanently Limp
2005-08-18 - So Horny
2005-08-18 - The Machine
2005-08-08 - People Fully Suck
2005-08-02 - The Fucking Hot Desert
2005-07-23 - A lesson
2005-07-20 - Fun
2005-06-29 - The Day
2005-06-19 - cursedhe
2005-06-09 - Wish
2005-06-01 - I Work, Therefore I Am.
2005-05-31 - The Shrew
2005-05-26 - butt itch haiku
2005-05-23 - Recliner
2005-05-23 - The Couch
2005-05-23 - Coffee
2005-05-17 - cold
2005-05-17 - wish i was with her now
2005-05-16 - Lenny's Lady
2005-05-16 - An Ode To Cheerios
2005-03-06 - The Yodeling Feller
2005-03-06 - The Dirty Whore
2005-03-05 - fat
2005-02-26 - bored
2005-02-17 - Lazy Ho
2005-02-02 - My popular Life
2005-01-29 - pussy farts
2005-01-22 - Deraged and bored
2005-01-22 - Deraged and bored
2005-01-19 - Fix the HVAC poem
2005-01-17 - reality-ku
2005-01-15 - You and me
2005-01-05 - Love Kernels
2005-01-04 - Livejournal
2004-12-24 - Banana man
04-12-21 - worldisyours
2004-12-16 - Hunter
2004-12-15 - SPAM-the haiku
2004-11-30 - blow job
2004-11-30 - my poem rhymes
2004-11-30 - my poem rhymes
2004-11-29 - should i shave?
2004-11-29 - that's why
2004-11-29 - that is why
2004-11-21 - Quality, Value and Caring - QVC
2004-11-21 - Quality, Value and Caring - QVC
2004-11-21 - The icon wants something.
2004-11-19 - My Little Pony Strikes Back Part XXIV.
2004-11-20 - a smattering of haikus
2004-11-18 - Free Carrots
2004-11-17 - Neck Bubble
2004-11-14 - don't let him cook
2004-11-13 - people suck
2004-11-09 - Milkman
2004-10-31 - Beer Bongs Are Meant For Beer
2004-10-04 - broke, again, (shanay)
2010-09-11 - Magic A Poo Poo
2004-09-11 - Ode To Constipation (For Suck-Ass Poems)
2004-09-04 - angie
2004-08-28 - moving day
2004-08-26 - (>'')> common hate me
2004-08-06 - The Cereal Killer Lament
2004-08-06 - The Cereal Killer Lament
2004-07-30 - (>'')> idk
2004-07-19 - Toes
2004-07-16 - (>'')> church (ideal)
2004-07-16 - (>'')> church (ideal)
2004-07-12 - (>'')> save me (if you still love me ) [brit]
2004-07-12 - (>'')> why do i still think of her?
2004-07-09 - Unconscious Necrophylliac
2004-07-09 - Unconscious Necrophylliac
2004-07-08 - (>'')> pathetic proposel
2004-07-06 - Sucky,Suck,Suckers
2004-07-06 - (>'')> eternal prime
2004-07-06 - (>'')>sun shine
2004-07-06 - (>'')> bitter sweet
2004-07-06 - (>'')> honey
2004-07-06 - (>'')> honey
2004-07-06 - liek omg wtf bbq lol
2004-07-04 - (>'')> HYBRID realy long love
2004-07-01 - (>'')>shallow2
2004-07-01 - (>'')> shallow
2004-07-01 - thunder clunder
2004-07-01 - (>'')> never gonna see you again
2004-07-01 - (>'')> wild love
2004-07-01 - (>'')> hate you
2004-07-01 - (>'')>suicidal wish
2004-06-28 - (>'')> plz brittnie
2004-06-28 - (>'')> hitler (on heroin)
2004-06-28 - (>'')>stupid me
2004-06-28 - (>'')> lil glass beed
2004-06-28 - (>'')> dunno
2004-06-28 - (>'')> hunting kebler elfs
2004-06-28 - (>'')> questions of life and facts
2004-06-27 - drunken apoligy
2004-06-26 - good night kiss
2004-06-26 - O.D(over dose)
2004-06-26 - acid pain
2004-06-26 - pain
2004-06-21 - ode to my lunch
2004-06-18 - uhh
2004-06-18 - uhh
2004-06-18 - The Fly
2004-06-18 - The Fly
2004-06-17 - Ode to the Bermuda Shorts-wearing Dorks of America
2004-06-17 - Goddamnit, Sven
2004-06-08 - your mom
2004-06-06 - Yodeling
2004-05-28 - whatever. morning wood is good.
2004-05-19 - The World of the Rave
2004-05-16 - The Man From Peru
2004-05-01 - time
2004-04-26 - hmmm
2004-04-23 - My boy is coming
2004-04-23 - an ode to the pen
2004-04-21 - k
2004-04-21 - k
2004-04-19 - heartsong
2004-04-18 - masturbation
2004-04-18 - jhgr
2004-04-14 - sex is not everything!
2004-04-11 - Opiates
2004-04-11 - suck ass poem!
2004-04-07 - lonely dinner
2004-03-29 - Bad Words
2004-03-26 - Psychopathic Child
2004-03-24 - sleep
2004-03-15 - Ode To Command
2004-03-15 - sicki
2004-03-15 - sicki
2004-03-10 - huh?
2004-03-08 - poem dedicated to tech support
2004-02-29 - Damned Fools
2004-02-29 - Modest Mouse gets you laid!
2004-02-25 - espanol
2004-02-22 - boyfriend
2004-02-18 - The Misogynist’s Song:
2004-02-15 - I love my dog
2004-02-12 - "the hermit, the me" by tammyscumbag
2004-02-11 - To My Husband
2004-02-11 - Love Poem
2004-02-06 - HOT DAMN I LOVE YOU TACO BELL
2004-02-06 - Naughty Limerick
2004-02-04 - a pig like that you don't eat all at once.
2004-01-31 - nibble on your ear
2004-01-27 - Sexy Women In Bikinis
2004-01-25 - boobies
2004-01-25 - sex
2004-01-23 - Casta's Lovah Is Psychic
2004-01-23 - damn piece of shit
2004-01-23 - the ice killed me....so why do i hate the snow?
2004-01-22 - I love Michael and Unda-wears and Slurpees
2004-01-08 - A New Way
2004-01-02 - A Looney Tune
2003-12-30 - Beelzebub
2003-12-27 - Christmas
2003-12-22 - Beach Rendezvous
2003-12-22 - Good Sex
2003-12-19 - take two
2003-12-19 - Orgasmicless reviews
2004-02-02 - Midnight
2003-12-17 - Haiku of the file Clerk
2003-12-15 - Haiku for CNN
2003-12-14 - super goth mega cool older guy requiem
2003-12-04 - Cereal Infidelity
2003-12-02 - Ode to Kid Who Stalks Me
2003-12-01 and you better bleive it - ANOTHER ONE BY ME, CONANROX4EVA
2003-12-01 - I DARE YOU TO READ THIS FUNNY POEM I MADE
2003-12-01 - SEXY BURRITO XOXOX
2003-11-28 - A poem about lawn nomes
2003-11-25 - spamwich
2003-11-22 - Ralph Snores
2003-11-22 - oprah
2003-11-07 - alien abduction
2003-11-07 - alien abduction
2003-11-07 - An ode to my gay roomate
2003-11-04 - Brachas rant
2003-11-04 - 2 headed santa
2003-11-01 - spit
2003-11-01 - frown
2003-11-01 - fowl
2003-11-01 - gnash
2003-10-30 - ode to a skank
2003-10-27 - Oh Baloney
2003-10-26 - Daylight Savings Time
2003-10-22 - Yum
2003-10-21 - Serve it up cold.
2003-10-21 - Writing a Haiku
2003-10-19 - I don't want to think
2003-10-16 - where the stars shine
2003-10-15 - leish hada
2003-10-15 - ire of sire
2003-10-12 - Font
2003-10-10 - I see...
2003-10-03 - Poem
2003-10-03 - jen
2003-10-02 - Kit Kat bars: a true obsession
2003-10-02 - Rancid Trailor
2003-10-02 - dEmOn
2003-10-01 - The Cat and his Macarena deoderant cheese on wednesdays.
2003-10-02 - Wonderful poem
2003-09-27 - Insider Pun
2003-09-23 - The Chick in Front of Me
2003-09-22 - Haiku
2003-09-22 - Haiku
2003-09-22 - Karma
2003-09-21 - how do youlike my stinky poetry?
2003-09-21 - they seem happy
2003-09-19 - UNIQUE
2003-09-19 - On being ripped off
2003-09-14 - Learning From the Dog (a shared experience)
2003-09-10 - school pride
2003-09-09 - feeling bad for the doodle.
2003-09-08 - Hugh
2003-09-05 - needy in the worst of ways
2003-09-05 - Liar!
2003-09-04 - Crazy Negro
2003-08-28 - candy is dandy
2003-08-28 - Ode to Fast Food
2003-08-25 - oh no
2003-08-23 - Balding little man
2003-08-22 - Southern Bimbos
2003-08-19 - grey hair
2003-08-15 - Peeing In The Shower
2003-08-12 - Shut the fuck up... bird!
2003-08-08 - Today we have blank refusal
the 6th of august, 03 - true love exists
2003-08-06 - Mask
2003-08-06 - Elipses it up
2003-08-05 - Maureen
2003-08-05 - jenny
2003-08-05 - clay
2003-08-05 - scock
2003-08-05 - Piglets
2003-08-04 - over there
2003-08-03 - hmmm..i dunno.. name it yourself then
2003-08-01 - pointless
2003-08-02 - Crappy poem
2003-08-01 - being a nobody
2003-07-31 - I love you
2003-07-30 - Electric fly swatters
2003-07-29 - Unsuspecting
2003-07-29 - Birds
07.25.03 - The tree
2003-07-25 - sara's sky
2003-07-24 - Ode to an owie
2003-07-24 - AIM profile
2003-07-23 - lack of imagination
2003-07-18 - A Meal Fit For King by Freemont G. Omery-Burns
2003-07-16 - WORK
2003-07-14 - In answer to Existentialism!
2003-07-14 - In answer to a dare.
2003-07-13 - Getting a firm grip
2003-07-03 - dare to...
2003-07-02 - Ode To The Tripping Hobo
2003-07-01 - Haikus are not good
2003-07-01 - yay for bondage
2003-06-30 - Poop haiku
2003-06-30 - flowers for hours
2003-06-29 - Ode to a Host
2003-06-29 - Ode to a Host
2003-06-29 - Ballad of a Programmer
2003-06-27 - Stupidest poem ecer
2003-06-27 - Misery, thy name is retail.
2003-06-26 - Depressing Haiku
2003-06-25 - i am kewl
2003-06-24 - Durin the Week
2003-06-24 - break down, yo
2003-06-24 - Existentialism
2003-06-24 - Of Dust and Destiny
2003-06-24 - Ode to my Nails
2003-06-24 - Ode to a lightbulb
2003-06-20 - Fear is...
2003-06-20 - Ladeeda
2003-06-17 - Haiku for Late Night Television
2003-06-17 - Saying Goodbye-
2003-06-14 - The Guestbook
2003-06-06 - The Raving
fifth of june '03 - stairs
2003-06-04 - A Pickle.
2003-05-28 - The Song of Vicodin
2003-05-21 - sensual sinus fluid- a haiku
2003-05-16 - C-SPAN woes
2003-05-15 - Dubya
2003-05-15 - A great big fucking tard
2003-05-14 - The Tourette's Patient Lament
2003-05-14 - Hoo Boo
2003-05-10 - Club Illusions
2003-05-07 - oh spanish chinesemen
2003-05-03 - LastLostPoet
2003-05-02 - me's hair
2003-05-02 - HAIR!!!! =(
2003-05-02 - Boobies
2003-05-01 - trying too hard
2003-04-29 - Beltaine Penis
2003-04-29 - The Zombie
2003-04-29 - A Levonimrick
2003-04-29 - A Levonimrick
2003-04-28 - Hot Guy with Pierced Nipples
2003-04-21 - Breast Feeding
2003-04-18 - And now for a lesson in spondee....
2003-04-18 - tree
2003-04-18 - oh, martha...
2003-04-17 - Rain
2003-04-17 - Ode to American Idol
2003-04-16 - Comfort food
2003-04-15 - Beating Around the Bush
2003-04-13 - The Boss Sucks
2003-04-08 - Stalking Martha, a love poem.
2003-04-08 - write me a paper
2003-04-07 - Animal Cannibal
2003-04-06 - Hickeys
2003-04-04 - horrible stinky sestina
2003-04-03 - Have you forgotten
2003-03-31 - sexiled
2003-03-30 - fucking love with me
2003-03-29 - Gooey
2003-03-28 - the end
2003-03-26 - The curse of a horrible roommate that acts like my girlfriend and I'm here bitch
2003-03-22 - Kill Saddam
2003-03-22 - rage against the hag
2003-03-20 - Last Resort??
2003-03-18 - Anthill
2003-03-18 - lisa marie diatribe
2003-03-19 - Flowerry Flowers
2003-03-18 - lynne thigpen memorial haiku
2003-03-17 - Bush and Dick
2003-03-17 - The bomb and the O
2003-03-15 - cat haiku #4
2003-03-14 - Teammates?...or lovers..? hmmmmm?
2003-03-14 - Tears-
2003-03-14 - You-
2003-03-13 - Pro Life
2003-03-11 - The Undertaker
2003-03-10 - Women Suck Too
2003-03-10 - guys suck
2003-03-10 - Whoop-A-Dee-Who?
2003-03-09 - Wine Glass-
2003-03-07 - To Fart is to Love
2003-03-07 - Broke as a joke
2003-03-07 - Facial Disintegration and Other Short Stories Part VII
2003-03-07 - melly clitsmas everybody!
2003-03-07 - The Raven
2003-03-06 - lazy arie writes a poem & a link to her site - http://arieblue.diaryland.com
2003-03-06 - Dreams of Gray-
2003-03-05 - dairy queen is ghetto
2003-03-05 - The Egg and the Cat
2003-03-05 - When You Hate
2003-03-04 - was the world spinning, or was it me?
2003-03-04 - Damn Deer
2003-03-03 - http://sandydahling.diaryland.com/
2003-03-03 - Dirty Shoes
2003-03-01 - poetry for my bunghole
2003-02-27 - Haiku For James Taylor
2003-02-27 - James Taylor
2003-02-27 - For Kathie
2003-02-27 - Bestiality
2003-02-26 - haiku on ice and woes
2003-02-24 - on Snow, Ice, and Scholastic Fortitude
2003-02-24 - You make me
2003-02-21 - Girls feet in fifth
2003-02-21 - Girls feet in fifth
2003-02-20 - midterm stress
2003-02-20 - midterm stress
2003-02-20 - a haiku entitled "purple"
Thursday - An Ode to Suck Ass Poems
Thursday - An Ode to Suck Ass Poems
2003-02-19 - Andrea
2003-02-19 - Mesmerized
2003-02-15 - Goodnight Summer Princess
2003-02-15 - Mirror Mirror
2003-02-15 - Bangkok Valentine
Valentine's Day - Be Mine, Valentine
2003-02-12 - Evil Bo Peep
2003-02-11 - The Cock Vagina AIDS machine
2003-02-10 - In hindsight...
2003-02-08 - (A forward I recieved)
2003-02-06 - true grief
2003-02-06 - DIE!!!! ;)
February 6, 2003 - The Not So Mysterious Zit
2003-02-06 - An Ode To Dayquil
2003-02-06 - MOO MOO
2003-02-05 - UPS Man
2003-02-05 - VD
2003-02-05 - my head is imploding
2003-02-05 - down with irrational pseudopeace
2003-02-04 - drunk girl Pearl
2003-02-03 - Bomb iraq also known as the bush anthem
2003-02-02 - An Ode to That Space Ship Thing That Blew Up
2003-02-02 - not mine, but enjoy
2003-02-01 - Dead Beat Dads
2003-02-02 - An Ode to my Kitchen
2003-01-29 - the dude that stinks
2003-01-29 - the dude that stinks
2003-01-28 - Bridezillas
2003-01-28 - Played Backk
2003-01-28 - I Love Star Trek
2003-01-27 - santa
2003-01-27 - Buffalo Wings
2003-01-25 - the guy from creed
2003-01-24 - TACK ow
2003-01-24 - The Wet Spot
2003-01-24 - If I had a penis part one
2003-01-24 - If We Were French
2003-01-23 - nectar of the student
2003-01-23 - Ode To The Telemarketer
2003-01-23 - ain't no slob
2003-01-23 - Bad Roommate
2003-01-22 - My Uncles
2003-01-22 - Oscar the Vagina
2003-01-22 - Repressed Anger
2003-01-21 - So you want me dead eh?
2003-01-21 - Die Mommy Die
2003-01-21 - whats that noise
2003-01-17 - friday four
2003-01-17 - Married and Looking
2003-01-17 - Atheism
2003-01-17 - Cheese
2003-01-16 - Dense
2003-01-16 - Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow
2003-01-15 - Living on Corn
2003-01-15 - Hind Tit
2003-01-14 - PB&J - an ode
2003-01-13 - Boredom ala Ass
2003-01-12 - mt
2003-01-12 - things to be happy over
2003-01-06 - Oh How I Love Stew, er... You
2003-01-05 - better go write a crap poem about it
2003-01-03 - A Poem I Found On Some Chix Site..N thought it was SICK-talkin bout fags
2003-01-03 - R.I.P. Tupac
2003-01-03 - I Need More Fiber In My Diet
2003-01-03 - Scotch Tape
2003-01-02 - piercing
2003-01-02 - Ken, Pen and Den
2002-12-30 - Magistrate20's hiakus
2002-12-30 - yo
2002-12-29 - Soak My Toe
2002-12-29 - Soak My Toe
2002-12-28 - haaaa
2002-12-27 - POOP!
2002-12-27 - Ass Lovin'
2002-12-23 - Family Ties
2002-12-23 - Heavy, like a heavy thing.
2002-12-18 - Sex sells
2002-12-16 - Boo
2002-12-15 - Beautiful
2002-12-11 - Rant
2002-12-10 - Ode To Unca Bawb
2002-12-10 - booyah
2002-12-10 - -
2002-12-10 - miss mari gets poetic about her cold
2002-12-10 - Why, Why, Why, Pt. 2
2002-12-10 - the leprachaun poem
2002-12-09 - Erection
2002-12-07 - I N S O M N I A
2002-12-07 - I N S O M N I A
2002-12-04 - Why? WHy? WHY???
2002-12-03 - paper sucks
2002-12-02 - cheese
2002-12-02 - sour patch kids - a haiku
2002-12-02 - Something about nothing
- narcissus
2002-11-30 - Life is nothing but a game. Follow the rules
2002-11-29 - YOU SUCK
2002-11-29 - Do Men have some kind of chemical in their brain that makes them unable to comprehend how to use the telephone?
2002-11-29 - Ode to Steve from Blues Clues
2002-11-27 - Haiku humor
2002-11-27 - turkeys are goths too
2002-11-27 - Scars
2002-11-27 - suicide
2002-11-26 - Ode to Detroit
2002-11-25 - I love Andrew stories...
2002-11-26 - What I Saw At The Beach Today
2002-11-25 - sex tree poem
2002-11-24 - shit poem
2002-11-24 - with flow
2002-11-24 - pussface
2002-11-23 - Pretty Pete thee Haiku Avenger stikes back
2002-11-21 - The Shroom Haiku Collection
2002-11-21 - Bloodied
2001-11-21 - Random thoughts
- faceplant
2002-11-19 - bad, bad, baaaad kitty
- Deathday
2002-11-18 - piss,shit,fuck,damn,hell
2002-11-18 - who am i?
2002-11-17 - extra credit sucks
- Boil
2002-11-15 - A Love Poem
2002-11-15 - get down on it.
2002-11-16 - Do You Haiku?
2002-11-15 - feelin' amphibious
2002-11-14 - An Uncle Bob Haiku
2002-11-15 - Haiku: Siunim
2002-11-14 - I Bet You'll Say, "Huh?"
2002-11-14 - Thank You Haiku
2002-11-13 - Baby Drool
2002-11-13 - a cat which spits haiku
2002-11-12 - Google Fight
2002-11-11 - InTheDark
2002-11-10 - Dead Mouse
2002-11-09 - Stalkin' 'em
2002-11-08 - Six Cans of Tomatoes
2002-11-08 - i love him
2002-11-07 - Action
2002-11-08 - The Plight of A Teenager
2002-11-07 - beer is fun
2002-11-07 - shootin' up...
2002-11-07 - Last can of tea
2002-11-06 - Love of Gay midgets
2002-11-06 - Stuck
2002-11-06 - For Uncle Bob
2002-11-06 - For Uncle Bob
2002-11-05 - Water
2002-11-05 - Pete with smelly feet
2002-11-05 - life on a chain
2002-11-05 - The Worst Face
2002-11-05 - Broken hearted
2002-11-05 - Satan Visits The Southern Region
2002-11-05 - I Love You Tracy
2002-11-05 - Tracy Partridge
2002-11-05 - Massacre of a Saint
2002-11-05 - Grog
2002-11-05 - Seriously Suck-Ass
2002-11-05 - Rekhodiah's Stupid Cat
2002-11-05 - yellow
2002-11-04 - Them Hobos
2002-11-04 - dependant
2002-11-01 - late night rantlett
2002-10-31 - my life
2002-10-28 - Who Needs Underpants
2002-10-28 - First Time Swallowing
2002-10-28 - A Halloween Poem
2002-10-28 - Mantis Medusa
2002-10-26 - Waterfall
2002-10-26 - Could it be Satan?
2002-10-24 - Is this thing on?
Monday, October 21st, 2002 - Performance Adrenaline
2002-10-21 - Rrowr
2002-10-21 - I am cool
2002-10-20 - 1
2002-10-20 - sunday haiku
2002-10-20 - I am naked
2002-10-19 - fuck
2002-10-18 - blue mice
2002-10-18 - goodbye
2002-10-18 - Smirfs fucking suck
2002-10-19 - Pants
2002-10-17 - some things you keep
2002-10-16 - get on
2002-10-15 - Haikus for the decayed soul
2002-10-15 - Sweet Bliss
2002-10-14 - sex
2002-10-12 - Self-Confidence
2002-10-12 - Cherries
2002-10-11 - tequila
2002-10-11 - love owl
2002-10-10 - BIG BOOBIES
2002-10-09 - This Fucking Guy Needs To Stop Writing Poems.
2002-10-06 - Desert Muffin
2002-10-05 - a random wave of insanity
2002-10-04 - ...
2002-10-04 - Ode to my math teacher
2002-09-28 - clan poopy pants
2002-09-27 - Ass-tastic
2002-09-26 - oral sexxxors
2002-09-26 - THE BURN
2002-09-25 - All That Jazz
2002-09-24 - Do you like fritos or doritos?
2002-09-20 - spice it up!
2002-09-18 - Ghetto Phone
2002-09-18 - corporate punk song
2002-09-17 - Acid Haiku
2002-09-17 - The World's Shortest Poem: "Fleas"
2002-09-13 - Pig
2002-09-13 - Pages of Sweetness
2002-09-13 - Don't wanta get old
2002-09-12 - Sweet Home
2002-09-12 - But Only Because I'm Bored
2002-09-11 - Dolphin
2002-09-11 - Ode to bacon
2002-09-11 - A Little Less, by Angela Braun
2002-09-10 - The Leaves
2002-09-09 - A haiku
2002-09-09 - Broken By Ed-is-dead
2002-09-07 - Shooting Star
2002-09-04 - High School Love Poem
2002-09-04 - free verse
2002-09-04 - not youR typical Jen
2002-09-01 - whispers
2002-09-01 - Ode to Eminem
2002-08-31 - Ma cherie
2002-08-30 - Warm Cups O' Piss
2002-08-28 - die
2002-08-28 - Smell My Cheese
2002-08-28 - To Tricia
2002-08-27 - The mikes that Rachel likes
8-25-2002 - A Suck-Ass Sonnet By Spankbottom
2002-08-25 - Accidental Anal
2002-08-25 - uglyface!@!@!@!
2002-08-24 - Pretty Pete the Haiku Avenger!
2002-08-23 - This is poetry!
2002-08-29 - So what if i learned it in 5th grade...?
2002-08-22 - for kenny
2002-08-21 - my favorite pants
2002-08-20 - Haiku By ms-m
2002-08-20 - An ode to all U.S. teen writers
2002-08-17 - Haiku ver. 1.3
2002-08-17 - Fast Falling
2002-08-17 - Peaches
2002-08-16 - My sucky poem
2002-08-15 - buckteeth
2002-08-15 - Rise to Stardom /or/ Something To Look Forward To
2002-08-14 - rabid cat
2002-08-14 - rabid cat
2002-08-14 - I Came Here With Nothing to Say
2002-08-13 - Watch out Dear Pool Goddess
2002-08-13 - just wrong
2002-08-11 - hattie
2002-08-09 - "Stupid Frog" credits
2002-08-09 - Stupid Frog
2002-08-06 - The Pinky
2002-08-06 - Ting Wong Bill
2002-08-05 - I kilt her dead, yo.
2002-08-03 - A Is For...
2002-08-02 - Rivers Gives Me Shivers by PlanetuQueen and RollerQueen
2002-08-02 - snot
2002-08-02 - whatthehell???
2002-08-01 - Yeah. This one bites.
2002-08-01 - Love, or Gas
2002-08-01 - Shut yer holes
2002-08-01 - Ode to Y
2002-07-31 - Mule Story
2002-07-31 - revolt
2002-07-30 - PUBLIC SEX!
2002-07-30 - Wal*Mart Poem
2002-07-30 - The Duck House
2002-07-30 - Damn You Evil Stick of Death
2002-07-29 - bunnies by fairybtch
2002-07-25 - Hello From Malibu
2002-07-25 - The Lost Sock Dimension
2002-07-24 - Die, Wasp Hater
2002-07-23 - Jobs suck
2002-07-22 - What Happened to the Wasp Poem? or Did I Piss off an Insurance Salesperson?
2002-07-21 - http://tronvega.diaryland.com
2002-07-21 - unshaved and full of toxins
2002-07-20 - Wasps are Good
2002-07-20 - die wasps die
2002-07-18 - Madness
2002-07-19 - Dewey For President
2002-07-17 - Ode to Sean
2002-07-14 - Holodeck Erotica
2002-07-14 - Hi
2002-07-13 - Ode to my Wang
2002-07-13 - The Thong Feels Wrong
2002-07-13 - stupid thong
2002-07-11 - The Story Of The Tidy Bowl Man
2002-07-11 - What lies deep within
2002-07-11 - ode to Tom Cruise
2002-07-11 - Beans
2002-07-11 - dear john
2002-07-11 - poem about poems
2002-07-09 - last summer at the river
2002-07-06 - vikings
2002-07-05 - gingerbread man
2002-07-04 - STOP!
2002-07-04 - Imagination by Brock
2002-07-04 - Risk Management Genius
7/4/02 - Dancing Gnomes
2002-07-02 - sick n true
2002-07-02 - To Use the Belly
2002-07-02 - Ode to a Planarian Worm
2002-07-02 - Make sure it's warm!
2002-07-02 - my dog's ass smells of bass
2002-07-01 - Another limerick
2002-07-01 - Mike and the limericks
2002-07-01 - Ode to Brutus
2002-07-01 - Sentimental poem about my dad and unwanted hair.
2002-06-30 - connected
2002-06-30 - Chicks just get in the way - by zwan
2002-06-27 - lame-ass email
2002-06-27 - Fat Girl Farts
2002-06-27 - A think, therefore I haiku.
2002-06-27 - "Too Damn Hot", by Kinetix
2002-06-27 - A buggy Suck-Ass poem
2002-06-27 - Waco, Texas
2002-06-27 - suckass limerick
2002-06-27 - pain in life
2002-06-27 - My Haiku about night
2002-06-26 - No creativity
2002-06-26 - Dog Farts, a Haiku
2002-06-26 - Sissy
2002-06-26 - WENDY THE COW
2002-06-26 - Birdies, sweet birdies
2002-06-26 - Haikus by Chris B
2002-06-26 - SuckAss Haiku
2002-06-25 - Monday
2002-06-25 - King of the Suck Ass poems
2002-06-24 - A Haiku About The Depressing Poem Just Before This One
2002-06-24 - well
2002-06-24 - Jar Jar Binks
2002-06-24 - Nothing like a Good(?) Book
2002-06-24 - wheeeeeeeeee!
2002-06-24 - A Poem Typed by my Feet
2002-06-23 - Busty Teen Virgins
2002-06-21 - Men Who Can't Chow Box
2002-06-21 - pee
2002-06-21 - Slutty Cat Haiku
2002-06-21 - rather non sequitur
2002-06-21 - the spork
2002-06-21 - Bite Me
2002-06-21 - A Plan for Today
2002-06-21 - Mornings Blow
2002-06-21 - A True Story
2002-06-21 - A Fart Haiku
2002-06-20 - haiku for the unibrow
2002-06-19 - Another Haiku, This One About My Tits
2002-06-19 - Haiku About A Good Crap
2002-06-19 - hahahthis is weird
2002-06-19 - Russian Revolution Slogan
2002-06-18 - suicide haiku
2002-06-18 - Fall.
2002-06-17 - I`m a Love Albatross
2002-06-17 - Multiplying bitches
2002-06-16 - Die, daddy, die.
2002-06-15 - Steve VS Joe
2002-06-14 - stupid poem just fore the hell of it
2002-06-14 - The reason I ordered cable
2002-06-14 - Damn You
2002-06-14 - Don't Think Your Shit Don't Stink, Burger King Employee
2002-06-14 - The Wind, Part II
2002-06-14 - The Birds
2002-06-13 - Unsolved Defication
2002-06-13 - Kamikaze Karaoke
2002-06-13 - Ode To Canada.
2002-06-13 - Gotta Square?
2002-06-13 - The World's Worst Haiku
2002-06-13 - Somebody Stole My Goddamned Scissors
2002-06-13 - DMV hates me, I hate the dmv
2002-06-12 - ode to the fuckhead on the bus today
2002-06-12 - Apron Full of Cantalope
2002-06-12 - The Wind
2002-06-12 - Spicy Peanuts
2002-06-12 - Be My Korean Love Slave
2002-06-11 - stubbed toe
2002-06-11 - As should you.
2002-06-10 - The Public Transit System
2002-06-10 - Jubilation!
2002-06-10 - Work sucks
2002-06-10 - Paddle Anyone?
2002-06-10 - Actual Suckass Poem Written by 12 year-old Tygerchild
2002-06-10 - Miracles
2002-06-09 - g.p.s. (where to look)
2002-06-09 - Forgiveness?
2002-06-08 - Dysfunctional Family Christmas
2002-06-08 - trident sidewalk
2002-06-08 - Stupid stinky feet
2002-06-07 - sleepy
2002-06-07 - bleach
2002-06-07 - Janis Joplin
2002-06-07 - i me
2002-06-06 - never
2002-06-06 - quentin
2002-06-06 - CRYING EAGLES
2002-06-06 - contradictions
2002-06-06 - "The Computer Lab"
2002-06-06 - don't pour on the charm
2002-06-06 - A Gentleman Caller's Lament
2002-06-06 - FOUND
2002-06-06 - Ode to Shawn Woolley, by eekyfreeky
2002-06-05 - My Cat
2002-06-05 - Haiku For My Ass
2002-06-05 - Haiku For My Ass
2002-06-05 - Did I Mention My Nose Bled?
2002-06-05 - I Could Be A Talk Show Host
2002-06-05 - When In Doubt ... Masturbate
2002-06-05 - An Ode To Conference Calls
2002-06-05 - Ode To Tequila
2002-06-04 - skinning grandpa
2002-06-04 - Bug bites and sunburn
2002-06-04 - Bittersweet ode to coffee
2002-06-04 - Diet Coke
2002-06-04 - Shabaaaannngggg
2002-06-04 - anarchy in my head
2002-06-04 - At Home
2002-06-04 - your ass
2002-06-04 - It's a clue Steve!
2002-06-04 - Crappy Advice
2002-06-04 - gas
2002-06-03 - not quite revolations
2002-06-03 - The triumph and tragedy of purchasing a rabbit.
2002-06-03 - Ouch
2002-06-02 - Ode To Donettes
2002-06-03 - I'm just a janitor
2002-06-02 - MULLETS
2002-06-02 - Suckass Poetry
2002-06-02 - a freckle
2002-06-02 - nobody
2002-06-02 - moochakawakafloop
2002-06-02 - ode to french fries.
2002-06-02 - kleenex
2002-06-02 - myrtle and chuck
2002-06-02 - When I'm 18
2002-06-01 - Squeezy Dwarf
2002-06-01 - squeezy dwarf
2002-06-01 - Suduce You
2002-06-01 - Dump your Dumb Ass
2002-06-01 - Why Won't You Just Admit You Love Me?
2002-06-01 - Chinese Puppy Soup
2002-06-01 - Bad Dog
2002-06-01 - A POEM BY GENGHIS JON
2002-05-31 - Mullet power!
2002-05-31 - Jabberwakky
2002-05-31 - Why??
2002-05-31 - Why I Hate Neil Diamond
2002-05-31 - Cat #2
2002-05-31 - he really is cute...
2002-05-31 - Another Ode
2002-05-31 - Ima Growin
2002-05-31 - Ima Growin
2002-05-30 - a short description
2002-05-30 - Irony
2002-05-30 - rent-a-cop haiku
2002-05-30 - more jibberish
2002-05-30 - nowhaddamean?
2002-05-30 - The Hippopotamus
2002-05-30 - Free-Form For an Uncle
2002-05-30 - forgotten friends and deepest apologies
2002-05-30 - buffygirl679
2002-05-30 - by Jessica Turner
2002-05-30 - more bad teen poetry
2002-05-30 - bad goth poetry
2002-05-30 - Ode To Eggs
2002-05-30 - His bathroom is above my bed
2002-05-30 - Labor Day, 1994
2002-05-30 - -obbin
2002-05-30 - Puffy lumps
2002-05-30 - slave to my bowels
2002-05-30 - BO
2002-05-30 - realty
2002-05-30 - Schizophrenia part 2
2002-05-30 - Declared Foes by Chrome
2002-05-30 - sick poem about child
2002-05-29 - I Like Pants
2002-05-29 - Schizophrenia
2002-05-29 - 1 vote 4 buddhism
2002-05-29 - Discharge
2002-05-30 - Eve with PMS
2002-05-29 - What are the Rules Again?
2002-05-29 - sweaty armpit
2002-05-29 - E-Bow La The Letter
2002-05-29 - Huntin' Nightmares
2002-05-29 - Uncle Bob's Shower
2002-05-29 - Came First
- From the desk of Mr God, by Adrian.
2002-05-29 - haiku
2002-05-29 - I can't wait for the 20's to come again
2002-05-29 - Job suckage
- Bite Me
2002-05-29 - freakn cold
2002-05-29 - Paycheck Whore
2002-05-29 - parasite
5-29-02 - Haikus About Cheese
2002-05-29 - BDC Sucks
2002-05-29 - dead babies
2002-05-28 - Jello
2002-05-28 - All Lines End With S
2002-05-28 - dumbass raunchy pome.
2002-05-29 - I Can't Handle Booze!
2002-05-29 - Proufound Profanity
2002-05-28 - dead people
2002-05-28 - haiku: best ever
2002-05-28 - hehehehe... thanks j :)
2002-05-28 - O the dilemma!
2002-05-28 - Fi' Dolla' Ho
2002-05-28 - poem
2002-05-28 - Sucky Haiku
2002-05-28 - Haiku for Non-Buddhist Bob
2002-05-28 - Drink @ Lunch
2002-05-28 - ah yis
2002-05-28 - Not-ku
2002-05-28 - Teleri
2002-05-28 - Why Matthew McConaughey Rules
2002-05-28 - Cat
2002-05-28 - Chia
2002-05-28 - deep thoughts
2002-05-28 - this poem sucks.
2002-05-28 - Coffee house goth poetry
2002-05-28 - Not an addict
2002-05-28 - am/am not
2002-05-28 - Suck-Ass Holiday Reflections
2002-05-28 - Lightning!!!
2002-05-28 - Pretty little flower
2002-05-28 - Wannabe Beatnik
2002-05-28 - Goethe
2002-05-28 - Goethe
2002-05-28 - toast
2002-05-28 - Uncle Bob's Life
2002-05-28 - crazylilthingcalledme@whogivesadamn.com.insane
2002-05-28 - Love is ...
2002-05-28 - Homewrecker
2002-05-27 - The Succubus Calls
2002-05-27 - diaria...diaria
2002-05-27 - Life, Beer, and Nachos
2002-05-27 - Singinchik06 writes SUCK ASS POETRY!!
2002-05-27 - For the virtue of assonance
2002-05-27 - john leguizamo
2002-05-26 - crones
2002-05-27 - Coo'.
2002-05-26 - Lost Filter
2002-05-26 - the hanger
2002-05-26 - shit poem
2002-05-26 - a Po-Em about Duck Feet
2002-05-26 - 3 Short Ones
2002-05-26 - fix my dishwasher, bitch
2002-05-26 - Guilty Pleasures
2002-05-26 - Ode to a Nasty Worm
2002-05-26 - love allergy
2002-05-26 - Ode
2002-05-26 - trash
2002-05-26 - Sensitive Song For Henry Rollins To Sing
2002-05-26 - Wine In Da Ass
2002-05-26 - Marks-A-Lot
2002-05-26 - my day so far.
2002-05-26 - First Job
2002-05-26 - ode to ex-husband
2002-05-26 - itchyness
2002-05-26 - it sucks
2002-05-25 - my love, masturbation
2002-05-25 - d
2002-05-25 - Things I Have Said
2002-05-25 - Life as a customer service rep
2002-05-25 - A Highly Educated Poem For You
2002-05-25 - Batman's Love Poem To Robin
2002-05-25 - Nair
2002-05-25 - no morning f
2002-05-24 - Hi There
2002-05-24 - Average is best
2002-05-24 - Layout Haiku
2002-05-24 - Poof
2002-05-24 - The greatest poem in the world... or so my mother tells me
2002-05-24 - Friday Night: A Haiku
2002-05-24 - Work is hard
2002-05-24 - Natures Cure
2002-05-24 - My First Time
2002-05-24 - haiku
2002-05-24 - Heathers Weekend
2002-05-24 - Nature's Mighty Force
2002-05-24 - Internet Junkie
2002-05-24 - Crispy Creme
2002-05-24 - To the person I met in that chat room
2002-05-24 - rash
2002-05-24 - To Tell the Truth
2002-05-24 - and I named it...Rosebudcall
2002-05-24 - Memories of what now?
2002-05-24 - MIttens the Kitten
2002-05-24 - oh bro, you'll never be a poet
2002-05-24 - Sweet nothings.
2002-05-24 - speeding
2002-05-24 - MandMs
2002-05-24 - Trip to Wal-Mart
2002-05-24 - bunny
2002-05-24 - NAN
2002-05-24 - Misguided Love by Chrome
2002-05-24 - So Fucking Tired
2002-05-23 - Bedtime Bananas
2002-05-24 - ode to an orange
2002-05-23 - In the Canyons of Your Mind
2002-05-24 - oops
2002-05-24 - uncle bob
2002-05-24 - dead dogs
2002-05-23 - My lady has large hair
2002-05-23 - this sucks
2002-05-23 - Graduation
2002-05-24 - Life...
2002-05-23 - I have a problem
2002-05-23 - Ballad of the Hypnotic Yetti
2002-05-23 - how to keep kids quiet for hours
2002-05-24 - Estate Agent's Haiku
2002-05-23 - Rubber Bunny
2002-05-23 - peas
2002-05-23 - more than friends?
2002-05-23 - Buzzzzzzzzzz 2
2002-05-24 - my haiku
2002-05-23 - help he's almost two
2002-05-23 - Haiku Neko
2002-05-23 - Heroin ARMED Aliens
2002-05-23 - There was a big man named Bob
2002-05-23 - a gyro fart haiku
2002-05-23 - Time Is In My Pants
2002-05-23 - Fucking freezing cold office haikus
2002-05-23 - Burning desire
2002-05-23 - WalMart
2002-05-23 - Wal-Mart
2002-05-23 - Trailer trash riches
2002-05-23 - Sun
2002-05-23 - You've got mail ~~
2002-05-23 - Blow me Please Blow me
2002-05-23 - Pop
2002-05-23 - My Workday
2002-05-23 - Poem For A Crackhead Named George
2002-05-23 - The Truth
2002-05-23 - Celine
2002-05-23 - Ode to rednecks
2002-05-23 - taxpayer...oh... taxpayer
2002-05-23 - My Poem
2002-05-23 - cool, part deux
2002-05-23 - On Suck Ass Poetry
2002-05-23 - Now I'm really cool!
2002-05-23 - Suck-ass haiku
2002-05-23 - Directions from my mom
2002-05-23 - the first sucky poem I ever wrote
2002-05-23 - A Frog Limerick
2002-05-23 - Standing up to PEE
2002-05-23 - Buzzzzzzzz....
2002-05-23 - Dog Haiku
2002-05-23 - The Winds of Change
2002-05-23 - Sure I'm selling your house
2002-05-23 - When Can We Move
2002-05-23 - it sucks
2002-05-23 - Desire
2002-05-23 - Screw my html skills
2002-05-23 - ~ Ode to Jock Itch ~
2002-05-23 - Chickens For That Ass - a poem
2002-05-23 - Ode to my ovaries
2002-05-23 - Hot Summer Love in Alabama
2002-05-23 - Ode to a Letter
2002-05-23 - Slushy Precipitation Mixture
2002-05-21 - Do You Recall?
2002-05-21 - Sweaty Girl
2002-05-21 - Modest Mouse Sucks
2002-05-21 - I Think I Probably Could Have Done A Better Job Wiping My Ass This Morning
2002-05-21 - My Brain Is All Fruit Loopy Today
2002-05-21 - The Fly
2002-05-21 - Dave's New Shoes
2002-04-30 - The Beginning