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Why I Hate Neil Diamond You say love on the rocks ain't no big surprise. I just want to hit you with a rock. What kind of bitches because you don't bring him flowers. He is a sex god to women with false teeth. They faint and fall at his feet. All I have to say is, "Jeez." He's a Jewish man that makes Christmas albums. What is up with that. Neil Diamond is one strange cat. He tortured us with the Jazz Singer. I don't remember him singing any jazz songs in that movie which was a remake of another bad movie. He's not a diamond. He's a lump of coal. He's unhip and old. What people should do is listen to Modest Mouse. Now they rock.
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