My ex boss is a pompous, redneck, useless, retard fuck

who's lengthy reign of terror lasted due to pure dumb luck

but woe is him, the jig is up and he has been demoted

and so I called his voicemail and I hooted, brayed and gloated

you're not the boss

you're not in charge

not callin' shots

not livin' large

you're a beggar now

no more a chooser

you earned it, too

you fuckin loser

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