Thanks so much for hurting me

Because of you I cannot see

Thanks a lot for dropping that knife

You almost made me lose my life

Stop crying, what a bad reaction

When you put your love in traction

It's not your fault, you clusmy bum

Having furniture to begin with was really dumb

Just cuz you tripped and knocked down the house

Trying to flee from a tiny mouse

I don't blame you for being a wussy

I won't point and laugh and call you a pussy

Partially because I can't, my arms are broken

We'll just keep my body cast as a small token

The doctors said I might walk again if you'd stop sitting on my feet

No no...don't worry, I can't feel a thing, morphine's such a treat

Stop apologizing, dummy, can't you see?

For the next 18 years, I can live on disability!

-darkserenity-

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