Naked, alone

I ponder, wonder

Duh, what?

What would my vagina say

If it could talk?

All I can get from it is

"Glablemerrffumuuggeskish"

I reply

"Fuck you"

And then in the same session of pondering

Duhhh, what now?

What would my butthole say

If it could talk?

All I hear is

"Bllleeerrrrffblumppffffff"

And do I say "Fuck you?"

I'm not into that, so

I say

"Shut up"

/