i was sitting on a stool

at work

watching my pool

while i jerk

thats when i founded

dirk

some kid just drownded

i picked him up

his ass i impounded

as put my dick to his butt

my penis got brownded

the dead kids like

fuck im gonna be grounded

walked up to me was a hot chinese dyke

took out my wanker again

stared at her and pounded

my meat

"im that kids mom" she said after seeing

my pants down with white stuff peeing

fuck you lifeguard the hot mom said

FUCK THIS!!!! i laughed and then farted in her face

"Im getting the fuck out of this place!"

so lying at night in bed

andy stroking my head

get off me u faggot

"im not a fagot im a skip knot maggot"

took out a $30 base ball bat

"thats pretty good for a hat"

smoked him in the head

Fuck hes also dead!

3 months later im a killing machine

packing china in a condom factory

well since i am infirtile

and thats not a lie

i think ill fuck china

till the day i die

and any queers that had 2 many beers

touch my weenie

and fucking die.

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