Permanently Limp

One day i awoke without an erection

My penis was green with infection

I got rlly scared so i showed my dad

He sucked it and told me i was bad

It was still limp so i called 911

The dude was like lie naked in the sun

So i lied naked and saw some1 spying

It was that 911 guy and he was crying

It turned out his penis was the same

And with green penis sex is lame

So we made a pact to slice off our meat

And the green faded when our wangs hit our feet

We cursed and screamed and turned on slipknot

I tried to attach a dildo that i had bought

But i gizzed halfway thru and it came out my gooch

It hit my dogs eye, wat a loveable pooch

I liked my gizz right out of his eye

Then i severed his head after saying goodbye

I slit the 911 guy's throught with a nail file

And waited 6 months before my trial

The press was all over, they said i was done

All pieces of evidence had been shown except for 1

I showed the court my severed green penis at last

Some fainted, some screamed, some mearly gasped

They said i was free to go, i'd been tortured enuff

But now i must reveal the true story, for that was a bluff

My best friend, a 911 operator dude

Was fucking my chick.. that's a little rude

So i cut off his dick and pickled it 2

Same with my dog, and i got quite a few

And i slit his throat for fucking my slut

But that was after i tore out his left nut

And i went to court and showed them his dick

And said it was mine and that i was sick

I told them the fake story i revealed before

But truth was i killed him for fucking a whore

So let this be a warning to all those bitches out there

If u do not satisfy me then i will tear out your hair

And i'll shit in your mouth, rip apart your poon

And i will rip out ur ovaries and eat them with spoon

I will suck on ur breasts till ur nipples fall off

And then i will stomp ur throat till u cough

THen ill roll u over 2 the mother fucking curb

Smile bitch ur life is over *stomp*

Kizmo

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