by Blue Meany

Holy shit the desert is hot

And there's so much fucking sand in my twat

I never asked to come to Iraq

But Dubya wanted to show off his sac

So now here I am all disgruntled and bitchy

Man, what the crap? Why's my cleavage so itchy?

Oh yeah it's the sand, how could I have forgot

Sweet Jesus, this desert is so fucking hot.

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