My sister-in-law drinks

she's a real wet duck

if you're looking to get drunk

then you're in luck

she'll pop your cork

and serve you a glass

and before you know it

you'll be on your...um...butt

so come on over

if you're looking to feel fine

we can all wax poetic

while drinking her wine.

and if that's not you're bag

there's still no need to be alone

me and her are always looking

for someone to drive us home!

love: drunkysmurf

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